Dear Husband,
My belly is swollen and puffy. It looks like you have a pregnant wife. Though you tease me just because you are endeared...it's important that you know that I'm a tad bitchy these days and a little bit sensitive about the size of me. I LOOK pregnant because I am, and even though your mini me that's growing inside me each and every day is just about the size of an olive, there's a housing unit surrounding him that is about the size of a MELON! So don't taunt me. I may bite you.
OMG my friend asked me the other day "If most babies are about 3.5kg, how come pregnant women put on about 20kg?"
ReplyDeleteEhhhhh I had to explain it all to my husband as well!! Seriously guys, think about it. There's a lot more to being pregnant then just adding a baby in there!! Duh!
PS Danielle, I'm sure your bump is adorable! x